Sedaris, Amy. <br/><br/>
Simple times / 
 Simple times :  crafts for poor people. 
written by Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello. 
 - 1st ed. 
 - New York :  Grand Central Pub.,  2010. 
 - 304 p. :  ill. (some col.) ;  27 cm. 
<br/><br/> Subtitle on cover: Crafts for poor people.  Includes index. 
<br/><br/>The whos and whats of crafting -- The craft of crafting craftingly -- Craft yourself homely -- Nature's way -- The joy of poverty -- Handicraftable -- Safety meeting -- At rest -- Confectioneries -- Out of this world -- Crafting for Jesus -- Pep talk -- Hay burners -- Unreturnable gift giving -- Shut-ins -- Fireside storytelling -- Teenagers have a lot of pain -- Making love -- Sausages -- knowing your knack for knickknacks -- Creative Fridays. 
<br/><br/> With her special brand of humor, Sedaris shows how to make popular crafts, such as crab-claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe-paper moccasins; how to remember which kind of glue to use with which material; how to create your own craft room and avoid the most common crafting accidents; and, how to cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, and many more recipes. 
<br/><br/><label>ISBN: </label>9780446557030 (hbk.) 044655703X (hbk.) 
<br/><br/><label>LCCN: </label>2010928185 
<br/><br/><label>Subjects--Topical Terms: </label><br/>Handicraft--Humor.<br/>Handicraft--Anecdotes.<br/>American wit and humor.
<br/><br/><label>Dewey Class. No.: </label>817.6